meanie

to the mean, mean, thoughtless meanie who knocked my driver's side rearview mirror off my car, so it could dangle by the electric cord last night,

the one day i park on the street to let my folks have the driveway, i leave my car at the mercy of the cars and bikes. and i have a cold. a nasty drippy nose, headachey, sinusy, coughy, nauseous head cold. and now i have to calmly remind myself that good people do live in portland... along with people like you. and now my brother has to superglue it back onto my car, because when you knocked it off, you sheared off the screws and broke the plastic pieces. so it seems like superglue and uuber bond are the only things i have at my disposal.

however, i thank you for hitting it only hard enough to dislodge it and not to crack the outer hull or the mirror itself. and thank you for not getting so close to my car to pop a light or a tire.

i honestly hope the same thing doesn't happen to you.

cause it sucks.

sincerely,
a very kind, undeserving-of-evilness, sickey mcghee